Sarcasm Burns Calories Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt – Classic Fit Casual Wear
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Sarcasm Burns Calories Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt – Classic Fit Casual Wear
Introducing the Sarcasm Burns Calories Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt, your new favorite casual staple that combines durability with a relaxed style. This classic-fit tee is designed for those who appreciate humor and comfort in equal measure.
Fabrication: Choose from an array of colors, including:
Size & fit
Compare these garment measurements with a similar item that fits. Half chest is measured flat across the garment. Measurements are approximate; available sizes vary by color.
| Measurement | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 86 | 89 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81 |
Materials & construction
- Seamless double-needle collar for added strength.
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems to ensure longevity.
- Taped neck and shoulders for exceptional durability.
Care instructions
| General | The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects. |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality. |
| Store | Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices |
- Solid Colors: 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit)
- Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
This t-shirt is perfect for lounging at home, heading to the gym, or making a statement during your casual outings. Its heavyweight fabric ensures comfort and style wherever you go. Order now to add a touch of humor to your wardrobe!
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.9 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 63.8 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 31.9 |
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Made after your order is accepted for production. For a race weekend or gift, order at least two to three weeks ahead and contact us about your deadline. Estimates depend on the item and destination.
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Quality concern? Contact us within 30 days of receipt under our refund policy. Products are made to order, so check your fit before purchasing.
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